Family Problems

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally the other man said: "You think you have family problems?

Listen to my situation:

A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter.
We got married and I got myself a step-daughter.
Later, my father married my step-daughter.
That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father became my step-son.
Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son.
This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grandmother.
This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife.
I am my step-mother' s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt,
my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER! !!!!!!!!!
And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!! !!!!